(Source: andspidersandbears)
(Source: slayerofthevampyrs)
| Mum: | Why is your room always so messy? |
| Me: | So that if someone comes in and tries to kill me, they'll trip over something and die. |
Do you think that sometimes Tom Hiddleston just sits and watches tumblr, hands steepled, and says
Excellent. With every reblog, my power grows.
Think of all the Supernatural, Sherlock, and Doctor Who stuff you could buy with that much money.
^ THIS
(Source: homances)
Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem
loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”
odin sed “NO LOKI…”“
loki cryed nd fell in2 space
he was gon.
odin whispered in2 space
“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”
(dat ment odin is a jerk)
~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~
“just helped a little old lady cross the street”
“just played catch with an orphan”
“just saved a cat from a burning building”
“the cat didnt make it but I smiled and it came back to life”
“then i helped clean up the debris from the burning building”
#probably #JUST HELPED ACHIEVE WORLD PEACE #ON THE WAY I ALSO SOLVED GLOBAL WARMING AND SAVED ALL THE EXCTINCTED ANIMALS#XOXO #YOU ARE NOT FAIR
SHIT. I hadn’t consciously made the connection between the fact that Loki is always overlooked and ignored when he speaks and the fact that he’s put in that muzzle at the end of Avengers. I always thought that bit was a link to the bit from Norse mythology where he had his mouth sewn up as punishment for teasing some dude (details elude me right now).
But this.This makes sense.
And makes so many more feels.It’s like the ultimate insult to him.
I feel like this entire phenomenon of “SHUT UP LOKI NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOU”, besides the sort of mean chuckle at his expense that makes me feel guilty, is fascinating. With giant angst potential that explains a lot about how Loki looks at himself and why he snaps.
No, seriously. Imagine that this sort of thing has been going on for hundreds or thousands of years. Whenever Loki opens his mouth to speak, or share an opinion, or make a suggestion, or voice an objection, there’s a good chance he’ll basically get told he’s insignificant or irrelevant or reprehensible or just flat out wrong. Stop talking. Yeah, he’s a manipulative little shit, but seriously. His words are his biggest source of power. He’s not an up front fighter—his forte lies through persuasion and the ability to reason people into the decisions that suit him. And he’s perpetually being told “YOUR ABILITIES ARE WORTHLESS, GTFO WE DON’T WANT YOU”. So even the thing he thought he was good at is being undermined.
Extra bonus points if you incorporate canon mythology and the “sew his lips up” punishment. I mean just DAMN. Physical pain and the approval of his father in that sentence aside, that literally, physically denies his right to assert or defend himself. He completely loses his voice. He’s basically having it hammered home that people would rather not hear him at all, would rather pretend he’s not there, and he can’t even count on his family to disagree.
It’s just unbelievably fucked up.
(Source: encores)
(Source: ciumes-do-caralho)
what if i could art
what if i could cosplay
what if i could write
what if i could actually contribute to the fandom
(Source: someflaminghomo)
